Thursday, April 1, 2010
7 Reasons Why I Can't STAND Ingrid Bergman!
Seriously! I can't BELIEVE I used to call her my favorite actress! WHAT WAS I THINKING!?!?!?
7} That voice. I mean seriously, I know she was in a couple of Swedish movies, but that's NO excuse for milking it for all it's worth. I swear! I think she used the accent in EVERY single film!
6} The eyes. Darting back and forth, back and forth. It gets a little creepy. I mean, in Gaslight her eyes look almost CRAZY!
5} She spent all her time trying to make people like her. I mean, obviously, since everyone who ever knew her adored her!
4} The whole "Everyone says I'm a gorgeous, natural goddess, but I'm such a gorgeous natural goddess I didn't even realize it" shtick. SERIOUSLY.
3} Having the AUDACITY to star in Cactus Flower, when she was 54, playing a part 20 years younger! I don't care that she ended up being "perfect" and "brilliant". It was egotistical and self-indulgent of her to agree to star in the first place!
2} THREE OSCARS?! She got three, but Annette Funicello was NEVER even nominated....WHAT?!
1} She somehow made everyone believe she was amazingly cool, practically perfect, beyond gorgeous, and brilliantly talented. Well, she may have fooled everyone else, but she's NOT FOOLING ME!
These are the reasons why I completely cannot stand OR tolerate Ingrid Bergman. Just forget that she was ever my favorite actress!
Hahaha! This isn't even a good April Fools, I COULD have made it slightly believable....but this was kinda more fun! ;-D