Head over to her blog to discover why she is tied and gagged AND WATCHING A BRILLIANTLY AWESOME MOVIE STARRING THE ABSOLUTELY PERFECT TYRONE POWER!
Laugh at her hilarity, but don't listen to her. She's actually insane. Her lovely room is an elaborately designed padded cell. It's the only logical explanation why she still doesn't love Ty...
Ty's pondering the question, but he just doesn't understand either.